I'M A DRAGON RAWR

previouslysane:

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inallyourfantasies:

morelenmir:

thecoffeefrog:

virtualdon:

encores:

Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers

… This is the greatest thing. The greatest.

I think of this whenever I watch the movie.

Steve honey, just sit in this chair and don’t move. Don’t even scratch your nose.

I love that he has basically every single condition ever.

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iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

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i feel so accomplished when people i like reblog me

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aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

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welcometoconstruction:

damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl:

One day, cats will learn about gravity.

One day.

^ lmao 

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perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

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instagrampa:

Im so tired idek what im typing

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spacemaiden:

gr0sse:

today i was doing work from my physics book and i came across this diagram????? im confused is it saying how to turn into a balloon

(there was a description on the same page about it but i didnt bother reading it)

a) RUB BALLOON ON HEAD

b) BECOME BALLOON

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wandasweet:

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE HIM SAY NEXT?

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obviously-jam:

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teamrocketme:

halliebadger:

Oh man. The Group needs to know about this game. And play it. Frequently.

omg that’d be glorious

Okay, I have to get this out. This reminds me of this game that my friends and I made up in year 7. It’s called Tractor. Basically, what you do is:
One person is the teacher, and the rest are the students. The teacher has to lead the students on some sort of journey somewhere, making up a random story about whatever they like, and somewhere in the story, they have to fit in the word “tractor”. When they do, they have to make it really unexpected, because as soon as they say “tractor”, they run after the other people, arms out wide, and tag someone. Whoever gets tagged is the next teacher.
I don’t even know how the fuck we came up with this. There’s some long forgotten joke about tractors hidden in there somewhere, but I can’t remember.
But dear lord that was the funniest game ever omg 

My friends and I thought we were really cool in year 6ish because we made up a game called ‘poles’. Now that I look back I realise that it was just hide and seek but you could only hide behind these concrete pillars that we had at our school. But it caught on. everyone wanted to play poles.